Talking Juan

It’s the wildest simulation thing on the internet. Welcome to Talking Juan. We’ll figure out what to do with it. It’s obvious that he can follow you. He seems to have some sort of mental problem here. He has some trouble with food as well as with water. Absolutely meager selection of dishes that are offered to meet the nutritional needs of our cat. For the money initially offered, we can afford to buy only two fish.

A very demonic parody of Tom, who was quite a sweet and kind animal. And now on our screen, a scary-looking and very peculiar character. Our main goal is to give him a potion to drink. It is extraordinarily expensive and costs about a thousand coins. They can be earned with the help of mini-games. There are only two of them here. And both of them are so complex that you have to spend hours to earn.

Three coins for our efforts

No matter how much we puffed on the first task – to sail on a boat as far as possible and not crash into stones – in the end we get only a little. Until we can hone our skills. Maximum attention – and each time we will receive more and more coins. Do not forget that the cat needs to go to bed and bathe periodically. Although this will not greatly affect the improvement of his appearance or mood. He will, like his predecessor, repeat every word after you. Only he will do it maliciously and without much excitement.

The second way is a flappy bird fight. She is very popular. You need to fly your Talking Juan as far as possible among the columns that block the path. For each obstacle you overcome, you also get a coin. And so you will suffer until you collect the same potion at the end of the store list. Until then, the cat will be killed by various spiders and cockroaches for breakfast and lunch. The essence of the plot is a protracted attempt to earn money for a potion with the image of a skull. And this is what attracts players – sports interest. Such simple entertainment with little or no purpose – and so little movement for it.

What happens after drinking the potion?

Your cat is going crazy and no longer wants to play with you. It is interesting for him now to form into an unknown figure and declare his destruction. That’s actually all for what you tried so hard to play. Your cat self-destructed after the potion right on your screen. The picture is not the best. The sound of breaking bones of a cat is an entertainment for an amateur. But for adherents of psychological research, this is a cool way to break your head and blow your mind. Prick your ears in different directions and quickly fill your wallet with coins until you reach the desired. And only then can we understand why we did it all. And when we can finally figure out the idea, it will be too late.